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Joke of the Day

"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"

"Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word ""blueberry"" with his mouth full."

"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? ""Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!"

"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."