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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"
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"I don't know what it means to ""find your better half"" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot."
"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."
"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."
"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."
"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
"What do a woman and a grenade have in common? Pull off the ring and the house is gone."
"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"