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Joke of the Day
"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
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"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""
"""Hello?"" Dad come get me from practice ""Sorry I'm going into a tunnel"" *sound of mom giggling* But I called the *connection drops* ...landline"
"*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors."
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."
"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"
"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."
"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"