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Joke of the Day
"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."
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"How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker? She goes to the bathroom."
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"
"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."
"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"If a guy is the one that plows the girl than doesn't that make him the hoe?"
"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."