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Joke of the Day
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
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"My Grandpa died in a concentration camp.. He fell off of his guard tower.."
"What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime."
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"I used to follow my dreams, but they all got restraining orders."
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting."
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"