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Joke of the Day

"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian bale."

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."

"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."

"Bawk to the Future #ChickenMovies"

"I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax."

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."

"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."

"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""