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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"
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"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
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"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."