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Joke of the Day
"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."
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"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
"The key to comedy? Perfect del ivery"
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"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."
"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."
"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today... I had to drop the bomb two or three times for her to get the message though."