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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa"
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"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."
"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"
"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"
"How to avoid clickbait Not like this"
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
"I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went."
"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"