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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
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"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"
"What is one thing you always get on your birthday? Older"
"Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter"
"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"
"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."
"I got arrested for saying ""Hi!"" to my friend Jack The Air Marshall doesn't screw around"
"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."