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"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."
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"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."
"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."
"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."
"What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? Carrion."
"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("
"Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE."
"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."