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Joke of the Day

"I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went."

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"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."
"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"What do bullets and I have in common? We don't miss Harambe."
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."
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