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Joke of the Day

"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"

"All squirrels fly when you own a T-shirt cannon."

"I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it"

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."

"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."

"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"

"How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank? He was always drinking on the job"

"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"

"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."