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Joke of the Day
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."
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"What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz? The Devil has standards."
"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
"Incest It's how you come into your own"
"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
"How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know. When I turn on the light they're all gone."
"How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears."
"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."
"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"