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Joke of the Day
"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."
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"What do you put on big rusty boobs? Double D 40"
"I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic."
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."
"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair"
"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."