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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey....... Age 12 and all mixed up in coke."

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"

"What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit? A tortoise."

"What did one brick say to the other? Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!"

"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."