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Joke of the Day

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."

"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."

"What do... A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common? They're both purple. Except for the bunny rabbit."

"No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9."

"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."

"People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."

"Unicorns have the best poker faces."

"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."

"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."