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Joke of the Day
"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."
Next Joke
"I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"
"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."
"How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car."
"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."
"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill"
"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."
"Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."
"I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv."