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Joke of the Day

"Unicorns have the best poker faces."

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."

"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."

"Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales. In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon ""Musk""."

"Every guy feels macho in his car. Until he races a woman who's late for something."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick."

"I will gladly eat anything I find in a fridge unless you put your name on it, in which case I will be full of guilt and shame when I eat it."

"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."

"What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster? You have to shuck the oyster between fits."