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Joke of the Day

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?"

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."

"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."

"So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked ""did the Yankees win?"" I looked him in the eye and said ""Yes, it's ok, you're free now"""

"What's fourteen inches and white? Nothing."

"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."