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Joke of the Day

"Celebrities are called stars because they're hot, not very bright, unattainable and destined to eventually collapse into a black hole."

"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"

"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""

"Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays because we were all wondering how you feel about them."

"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."

"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"