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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
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"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."
"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""
"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."