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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
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"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"
"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."
"What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? For me it's three weeks."
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"I went to see a topless ventriloquist last night. She was amazing, I never saw her lips moving once."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."