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Joke of the Day
"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."
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"Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace."
"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."
"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"
"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."
"Remember, if you get dumped, it's only because they're looking for someone sexier and more attractive. It has NOTHING to do with you."
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."