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"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
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"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."
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"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."
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"People got tired of my lactation joke I kept milking it."