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Joke of the Day
"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
Next Joke
"I got a new one for you. You know how I can tell if the government smokes the pot the DEA seizes? THEY'RE paranoid and OUR rights are being taken away."
"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."
"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."
"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."
"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
"Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :("
"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"