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Joke of the Day
"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
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"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."
"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."
"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"actually, all of my sons are named after guns. you got gunden, gunley, bungun, gunch, and this here is gun junior"
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"Just been watching the Olympic ladies beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be okay by Monday."