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Joke of the Day
"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"
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"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
"""Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.""n""What makes you so sure?""n""He is a penguin."""
"Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises."
"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."
"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""
"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."
"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."