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Joke of the Day

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"What are sardines? A little fish that smells like fingers."

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"

"What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted."

"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."

"What's E.T short for? His little legs."

"What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food? Omelette you finish."

"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"

"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"