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Joke of the Day
"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"
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"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."
"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."
"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."
"Mormon cats have 9 wives."
"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."
"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."
"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"
"What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol? Ginger Ale"
"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."