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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jam & jelly? I can't jelly my dick in her ass..."
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"""I find it funny when my husband brags about how big his penis is.... .....Mine was way bigger"""
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung."
"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
"What happens when doughnuts join a sorority? They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order."
"What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan"
"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large"""