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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jam & jelly? I can't jelly my dick in her ass..."

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"

"The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages. I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck."

"Here's your social security card. It's paper & has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"Let me tell you about the first time I had sex... I was scared, it was dark, and I was alone."

"According to my Nike fuel band I masturbated 5 miles today."

"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."