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"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"
"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"If you want a waitress to leave you alone for a half hour, tell her you need 5 more minutes to order."
"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."
"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."
"What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell."
"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."
"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."