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Joke of the Day

"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"

"My friend said Obama is the coolest president ever... ... Nah, Zachary Taylor was the illest."

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"

"Totally gonna fail the Black History test at the end of the Month."

"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?"

"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"