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Joke of the Day
"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."
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"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""
"Any celebrities who are thinking of dying soon, please befriend me so I can relate a moving and humorous anecdote when you pass."
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"
"Subway: When you pay to eat fresh Just like Jared"
"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"
"I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold."
"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."