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Joke of the Day
"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."
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"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"
"I don't pluck my unibrow to look good, I do it because McDonald's sued me for illegal use of the double arches."
"You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane."
"Why aren't orphans laughing? Because jokes aren't apparent."
"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."
"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"
"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"
"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""