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Joke of the Day

"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."

"chin nut What do you call nuts on a wall? A: a wallnut What do you call nuts on a chest? A: a chestnut What do you call nuts on your chin? A: a blowjob"

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts"

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."

"What do you call a Death Sentence for a Movie Theater Shooting? Too much to ask for."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."

"If you are not so happy with life, Come join us on Facebook. We'll make you forget you ever had one."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"