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Joke of the Day
"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."
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"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None."
"TIFU by picking up a dead bee. It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts."
"Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"Just walked by a senior center celebrating pride... ... It looked like they were having a gay old time"
"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."
"So I, (male) have a Girlfriend with a schoolgirl fantasy... The only problem is...I fell uncomfortable wearing the dress. Stole from the office. S3E21"
"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."