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Joke of the Day

"Just walked by a senior center celebrating pride... ... It looked like they were having a gay old time"

"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"*Goes to bathroom *Reaches down to unzip *Discovers pants have been unzipped for the last 4 hours *Starts wearing underwear"

"Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked ""So what's the exhibit?"" & the guy was like ""You're breathing it, man."""

"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"Your clothes will never forgive you... You always hang them out to dry."

"Just told a couple disbelieving millennials about how we used to have to poop without cell phones."

"[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying"