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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None."

"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."

"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"

"Threesome fun!!! I had planned a threesome, but there were two no shows. I still had fun though!!!"

"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""

"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."

"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"