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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"

"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""

"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"

"If PETA is upset about Lady Gaga's meat dress, wait until they hear about what people do to that stuff in restaurant kitchens."

"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."

"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"

"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""