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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
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"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
"If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner write ""devastating blow"" on the death certificate?"
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."
"Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion."
"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""
"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."