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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by picking up a dead bee. It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts."
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"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"
"What blod type am I? Type-O"
"The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. ""Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"""
"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey"
"What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive? Miscarriage"
"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass, What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss"
"My irritating fucking roommate contaminated our water with mercury... Now I'm *really* mad!!"
"DM: This person is writing offensive posts about you. ME: Oh cool, you follow my wife! Tell her I said hi!"