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Joke of the Day
"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."
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"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"
"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."
"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."
"Welcome to Applebee's! Can I take your order or do you need a few minutes to reflect on the mistakes you made in life that led you here?"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving: **However**, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice"
"My name is Jafar. I come from afar. Some place in Quatar. I work at bazaar. I sell snake in a jar. I have bomb in my car. Allu ak bar."
"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"
"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""
"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."