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Joke of the Day

"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."

"The music of life needs more cowbell."

"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"

"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "

"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."

"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"