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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."
Next Joke
"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."
"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."
"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."
"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."
"My neighbour has been playing the bongos for over an hour, and I thought he was meditating until I heard him sing ""Yeah, shake that shit..."""
"When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark."
"Why do Baptists have so many children? They only use holy condoms."
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"
"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."