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Joke of the Day

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving: **However**, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice"

"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... how do I know? Because everyone repost this joke everytime!"

"You hear about the guy who lost his eyelid in an accident? They used his foreskin for a skin graft. He turned out just fine, but he was a little cock eyed."

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"They found a cure for pedophiles. They turn them into dyslexics... ... so they go around looking for Pop Tarts instead of tot parts."

"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."

"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"

"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."