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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"If a cannibal ate a comedian... ...that could lead to some funny shit"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."

"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."

"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"

"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."

"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""

"Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"

"I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright"

"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."