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Joke of the Day

"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."

"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."

"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""

"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."

"You have to be careful when telling rape jokes... You never know who got buthurt"

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."

"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"