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Joke of the Day

"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"

"If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again."

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"

"Some guy told me I wasn't funny today, so I punched him in his face because nobody likes liars."

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered."