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Joke of the Day

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"

"Thought Experiment: Stand on a scale in an elevator. Cut the cable. You, the scale, and the elevator fall -- scale reads zero"

"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."

"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"

"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"Joke Of the day Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck."