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Joke of the Day

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."

"When life gets hard you have to grasp it. When it comes you have to take it on the chin."

"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"

"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"

"Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13."

"Texas. Where the vegan menu item is chicken."

"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"