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Joke of the Day

"If Einstein were alive, he would listen to 10 minutes of scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe free online porn again."

"What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine."

"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""

"The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon."

"How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter"

"My mom's MILFshake brings all the boys to the I can't even stomach this joke."

"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran"

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"

"""I may be fat, but you're ugly I can lose weight!"""