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Joke of the Day

"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."

"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"

"My coworker told me he didn't want to buy girl scout cookies because he didn't want to get diabetes. I told him not to worry. Diabetes isn't a sexually transmitted disease."

"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!"

"Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire. The bear gets into it and burns to death."

"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading."