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Joke of the Day
"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."
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"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."
"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."
"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"